A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:

Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” Inspector: “What is her height?”

Husband: “I never checked. ”Inspector: “Slim or healthy?”

Husband: “Not slim, she can be healthy.” Inspector: “Colour of eyes.”

Husband: “Never noticed.” Inspector: Colour of hair?”

Husband: “It changes according to season.” Inspector: “What was she wearing?”

Husband: “Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.” Inspector: “Was she driving?”

Husband: “Yes.” Inspector: “Tell me the type and colour of the car?”

Husband: “A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying.” Inspector: “Don’t worry sir, we will find your car!”