In a groundbreaking move sure to send ripples through Hollywood, Roseanne Barr and Dave Chappelle have announced the formation of a new Non-Woke Actor Guild. The guild, reportedly inspired by a mutual disdain for political correctness, aims to provide a safe haven for performers tired of tiptoeing around sensitive topics.

In a joint statement, Barr and Chappelle declared, “Enough with the woke culture stifling creativity! It’s time for actors to reclaim their comedic freedom and say what’s on their minds without fear of cancellation.”Membership perks allegedly include free “triggering” workshops, where actors can practice offending as many people as possible in one breath, and an annual award for the most unapologetically politically incorrect performance.However, critics argue that the guild’s mission could perpetuate harmful stereotypes and further divide an already polarized industry.

Nonetheless, Barr and Chappelle remain undeterred, insisting that they’re simply fighting for the right to offend equally, regardless of race, gender, or creed.As for their first order of business? Rumor has it they’re planning a buddy comedy titled “The Unwoke Odd Couple,” where they play two washed-up comedians navigating cancel culture in the 21st century. With their irreverent humor and penchant for controversy, one thing’s for sure: this duo is bound to keep the headlines buzzing for months to come.