In a world where drama reigns supreme, the unlikely duo of Riley Gaines and Candace Owens has teamed up for a mission that’s shaking the very foundations of sanity. Armed with wit sharper than a Kardashian contour and sarcasm as potent as a Kardashian scandal, they’re setting their sights on the one and only Whoopi Goldberg.

Why, you ask? Well, apparently, Whoopi’s toxicity levels have reached record highs, rivaling even the most potent of cleaning supplies. Rumor has it that her mere presence can make flowers wilt and kittens flee in terror. But fear not, for Gaines and Owens are here to save the day—or at least, stir the pot a bit more.

In a statement dripping with sass and Instagram-worthy hashtags, Gaines declared, “Whoopi’s toxicity is more contagious than a viral TikTok dance, and we’re here to put an end to it. Step aside, drama queens, because there’s a new duo in town, and we’re armed with truth, justice, and killer comebacks!” Stay tuned for the showdown of the century, folks—it’s going to be more epic than a Kardashian wedding.