Insiders suggest that Keanu’s acceptance speech for the hosting gig consisted of him saying, ‘I’m just here to have a good time and maybe dodge a few bullets.’ The red carpet is buzzing with excitement, as attendees wonder if Keanu will interrupt acceptance speeches with his classic ‘Matrix’ moves or surprise winners with spontaneous acts of kindness.
This unexpected twist has left Hollywood wondering if the Oscars are about to get a reboot of their own. Will Keanu hand out awards with a side of sage advice? Is there a possibility of an ‘excellent’ air guitar performance during a musical number? Buckle up, folks – the Academy Awards just took a detour into the ‘Keanussphere.’”
